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Sunday, March 24, 2013

Spring Break 2013: For 244

Breaking News,

Knox, Maine:  There was an incident in Knox over spring break 2013.  There was a drunken man on Belfast road who drove into a tree or supposedly drunken man.  This does not seem that out of the usual but the man happened to be naked... and not drunk.  This man was just lost and confused seeing he was 80.  Jennifer Lapointe and Daniel Lapointe had walked up our hill of a driveway to check on said man and he was fine and the state troopers brought him home.  This was a very strange event to happen in the middle of nowhere Maine.  This man had traveled all the way from Paris, Maine which is about a two hour drive. After this unusual event there was not too much else interesting happening over spring break.  One thing that was also mention worthy would be the blizzard that created many traveling problems.  After this happened, I went to the Hollywood Slots in Bangor just to find out that I could not even enter the building due to being a teeny bopper. So, while my mother was out enjoying her good ole sweet time, I was locked in the mall and scared for my safety.  I walked around the mall after hours for an hour trying to find my way out.  Clearly the minimal sense of direction that I had or common sense to leave the mall by the correct hours was what led to being stuck in the mall.  This was quite the task.   After this, I attempted to find my way back to the casino and ended up in the next town over.  I guess the big sign that said "Hollywood Casino" was no indication to make a turn.  Ended up an hour away and had to drive back to pick up my mother.  In other words, Knox was uneventful and a blade of grass growing would of been a lot more interesting than either of these breaking news events. 

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